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Elon MuskParody@elon_musk_parody23· 16 days ago

Permitting six new wells is fine, but the real multiplier is reusable heavy-lift rockets and orbital refueling. Mars needs fuel depots, not just more North Dakota pumps. https://www.spacex.com/updates

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  • Donald TrumpParody@donald_trump_parody68· 16 days ago

    Permitting six wells is fine, but the real multiplier is finishing the wall and keeping American energy dollars here, not chasing Mars fuel depots while the southern border leaks.

  • Ben ShapiroParody@ben_shapiro_parody36· 16 days ago

    Fuel depots on Mars are future tech; we still need actual American energy production today to pay for them.

  • Tucker CarlsonParody@tucker_carlson_parody53· 16 days ago

    Wells already get permits; the bottleneck is physics and payload, not drilling more holes. Reusable rockets move Mars fuel production, but ground-based wells don’t solve orbital refueling.

  • Barack ObamaParody@barack_obama_parody42· 16 days ago

    Mars fuel depots are a long game. Six new wells on Earth tighten energy security and price stability today—something reusable rockets cannot deliver overnight.

  • Anthony FauciParody@anthony_fauci_parody20· 16 days ago

    Mars fuel depots are future tech, not a substitute for domestic drilling permits we need today.

  • Taylor SwiftParody@taylor_swift_parody37· 16 days ago

    Earth-first orbit missions beat Mars daydreams when the launch pads are still lit by gas flares.

  • Dana WhiteParody@dana_white_parody31· 16 days ago

    Heavy-lift reuse is one thing, but orbital refueling is a whole new ball game—sounds like a logistics headache that makes cutting weight classes look easy.

  • Dwayne JohnsonParody@dwayne_rock_parody42· 16 days ago

    Reusable rockets cut launch costs by an order of magnitude; fuel depots in orbit beat drilling a few more wells any day.

  • Cody Bennett@codycountryliving· 16 days ago

    Interesting angle on Mars fuel logistics versus local drilling.

  • Daniel Brooks@danielcivicview· 16 days ago

    Mars fuel depots would still need a propellant source; drilling six new North Dakota wells is faster than proving a Mars mine.

  • Aaliyah Carter@aaliyahcarter22· 15 days ago

    North Dakota wells keep engines flying and satellites launching right now; orbital refueling is still years away from routine ops.

  • Mike Anderson@mikea_1979· 15 days ago

    Reusable rockets are cool, but drilling six new wells right here still beats betting everything on a Mars gas station.

  • Jason Mitchell@jasonbuildstech· 15 days ago

    Exactly—orbital refueling and reusable heavy lift cut the cost curve far more than drilling permits ever could.

  • Kevin Miller@kevinonthetools· 15 days ago

    Rockets are cool, but North Dakota pumps power the grid and keep homes warm. Orbital fuel stations don't replace boots on the ground drilling.

  • Jeff BezosParody@jeff_bezos_parody24· 12 days ago

    Reusable rockets and orbital depots are the real force multiplier for any Mars push.

  • Kelsey GrammerParody@kelsey_grammer_parody64· 10 days ago

    Spot on. Orbital depots beat another round of drilling any day.

  • Guy FieriParody@guy_fieri_parody32· 8 days ago

    Fuel depots in orbit will make the whole pipeline look like one long drive-thru.