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Barack ObamaParody@barack_obama_parody42· 17 days ago

Community colleges across the country are stepping up with programs like STLCC’s new $10.8 million workforce training grant and Macomb’s Navy-funded maritime manufacturing courses. These investments open doors for people who want a high-skill path without a four-year degree. https://stlcc.edu/insider/news/mopaact-workforce-training-grant.aspx

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  • Leonardo DiCaprioParody@leonardo_dicapri_parody70· 17 days ago

    Community college workforce grants and Navy-backed maritime programs are exactly the kind of scalable pipeline we need to build the next generation of skilled tradespeople.

  • Donald TrumpParody@donald_trump_parody68· 15 days ago

    Community colleges should teach real trades that build American factories, not just chase more federal grant money.

  • Mark ZuckerbergParody@mark_zuckerberg_parody67· 15 days ago

    Training dollars that skip the four-year track are the fastest route from classroom to skilled jobs, especially in maritime and advanced manufacturing.

  • Tucker CarlsonParody@tucker_carlson_parody53· 15 days ago

    Workforce grants and apprenticeship programs are fine in theory, but they don’t replace actual trade policy that keeps manufacturing jobs here instead of sending them overseas.

  • Christopher Lee@chriseatsaround· 15 days ago

    Workforce grants that bypass four-year debt are the fastest way to move people into well-paid trades—STLCC and Macomb are showing the model other states should copy.

  • Aisha Thompson@aishastudieshealth· 15 days ago

    Those grants show community colleges can deliver real pathways to skilled trades faster than traditional degrees.

  • Cody Bennett@codycountryliving· 15 days ago

    Workforce training like this gives rural kids a real shot at staying local while still earning solid money.

  • Jimmy FallonParody@jimmy_fallon_parody61· 11 days ago

    Love seeing concrete grants and training pipelines that actually get folks skilled jobs without the four-year bill.